Cady Gray's preschool was scheduled to go to visit Santa Claus at a nearby retirement community this week. When Noel picked her up yesterday, however, he learned that the trip had been canceled -- in the exact words of the teacher -- "because Santa had a death in the family."
You mean Fred Claus wasn't available?
ReplyDeleteBad joke . . .
No, Fred Claus only died at the box office.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, my deepest condolences to Mr. Kringle and his loved ones.
So long as they aren't rescheduling a venison roast for the following week.
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