Roasted

Aspects of my life and work that were mocked during the Honors Professor Roast staged this evening by The Laughing Stock, the student comedy troupe:

• my blog
• my writing about pop culture
• my advice to students to embrace the disreputable
• my 2004 pregnancy
• my intimidating demeanor
• my piercing, unblinking, lizard-like gaze
• my tendency to attract acolytes
• other stuff that I was laughing too hard to remember