There are songs composed for the occasion.*
And there are wise sayings: "Turkey with stuffing is 88 times better than regular ol' turkey."
* Song lyrics:
Say hel-lo all day!
All day be-cause it's nice!
It is a great day for catching craw fish.
I will study them right here.
Can't you smell the turkey in the oven?
The tur-key is rea-dy.
We give thanks on T'giving.
We give thanks on T'giving. That's it!