Friday, December 18, 2009

Post scripts

It's suddenly become evident by the writing assignments Archer is bringing home that, like all kids at one time or another, he has discovered the humorous possibilities in multiple postscripts. Here's an example (all sic):

Dear Grinchy Santy Claus:

Christmas-time is special because of the snow! You can really play in that snow! You can play in it for hours! You can make snow-men, snow angels, snow-balls, or, even snow-ball-fight! Just play on in the snow, Grinchy. Good luck!

Another specialty is hot cocoa. Drink it when you're hot cold. Drink away!

Love, Archer

P.S. Are you calling yourself Grinchy-Santy-Claus?

P.P.S. You're mouth's going to water when it's time to feast.

P.P.P.S. Why are you wanting to steal Christmas?

P.P.P.P.S. The Whos want their presents back. May you pleasy please give them back?

P.P.P.P.P.S. Pleasy-please-really-sugar-topped-please?

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Please-pleasantly-plesanlly-pleaserry-raspberry-topped-please will you give them back?

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Merry Christmas!

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