Fly on the wall

One of the reasons I like reading what Archer writes for his school assignments is that they provide an unintended window into his classroom. If you can believe this week's spelling word sentences, the teacher spends a lot of time telling the students to be quiet.

1. I wish I had a puppy.
2. If you were a millionaire you would be lucky.
3. Miss Lea will not be happy if she hears us talking.
4. Ms. Lea is a lady.
5. Don't act silly in the second grade because that's acting like a preschooler.
6. There should not be very many talkers.
7. Everyone should not be noisy.

And a bonus from his dictionary search assignment:


8. Only if you are not noisy you get a cookie.