Lap of luxury

I read student work at the airport, flew to Dallas, was picked up and taken to a hotel visit for a possible 2010 meeting site, checked in at the conference hotel and immediately went to a dinner planning session with the ad hoc executive committee of the meeting's governing body which just now adjourned at quarter to ten. Tomorrow's business meeting starts at 7:15 am.

But as one of the bigwigs at the meeting (secretary of one of the two major learned societies), I have a killer suite. I'm not used to such amenities or space, so I don't quite know what to do with it. I do know posh when I see it, though.

Just to give you an idea: The bathroom features a bidet.