Song Archer sang on the way home from our office-lunch-office-supply-store morning time filler:
I am trying to knit a sweater for my teddy bear
I am starting in 1976
I am fixing it, I am making it real good
I would be finished in 1996
Imaginary computer game dialogue Archer intoned while putting his pajamas on:
Icebergs do not eat people. However, in the game, they do.
You cannot buy the internet. The internet is free and not in the store. You still need the internet.