After Sunday school, a worship service, and the annual meeting that followed:
Archer: Mom, we stayed at church for four and a half hours. [An accurate accounting, by the way.]
After a trip to the indoor playground in which a child jumped on the merry-go-round while it was still moving:
Cady Gray: Mom, that little girl at Playworld did not wait her turn.
After the kids sat at the dinner table together while I was still bringing food and utensils to the table:
Archer: Mom, Cady Gray needs to stop telling me rules.